Im seeing Drake vs. Lil wayne tonight
Lawn seats wit my girl and sum blunts aye!
what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?
one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
I’m mutilated without you, my love. It’s not exactly painful, but it’s sad. In the whole world, there’s only you who count for me.
Yasmina comes back in 5 days cownum 1234, 5 days!
I would honestly suck some dick for a hundred on my next math test.